Monday, March 10, 2008

10000 BC

10000 BC has to be the worst movie I have seen in a while. First of all, the lead character is just the wrong actor for the role. He can't carry the part. He ends up like a wuss who just gets everywhere in life my mistake or by people helping him out because they feel sorry for him or liked his father.

So apparently this multi-ethnic community that has Eskimos/American Indians, Maoris, blacks, and whites are this little clan living in the mountains and they refuse to travel to look for food, but instead wait for these mammoths to come once every couple of years. Of course they are attacked by another tribe which is composed of Arab men, who capture the hot girl, which for some reason likes the dorky guy. So dork boy goes on a conquest in search of her and himself, because everyone, including the old Eskimo lady who can see the future, thinks he is a dork and not a leader.

Then they ripped off a couple scenes from Jurrasic Park, and then added some animals that could never have met humans at all. You really have no idea what the main characters name is until he is about to try to get the girls back for the final time.

It is just retarded. Please don't waste your money.

4 comments:

Guisun said...

whats wrong with hot girls wanting dorky guys?

Dana Maldonado said...

Unrealistic. Dorky guy didn't have personality. Dorky guys can have personality, and then maybe get a girl, not "the girl," but a girl. But if you are social retard with no personality barely floating through life, then you don't have a chance. Especially in 10,000 BC where you have to seriously kick some ass to survive.

Guisun said...

Yet you see bunch of dorky white guys with good looking japanese girls in Tokyo. Unlikely in the West, maybe, but not unrealistic worldwide. But then again, I understand your experiences comes primarily from the west. I think people "wants" are far too complex to shove into one category. Some women prefer guys that are slender and almost feminine, while others prefer buff and muscular. So it really hard to define. I agree that personality plays a role, but I think its plays are much bigger role than you implied.

Dana Maldonado said...

Yea, that is true, I remember Shuryn always likes slimmer guys, but for me they seemed girly. I like bigger guys, I would prefer fat to skinny. See the movie, and then you would know that you could never go out with the guy ;) Miss you gui!